Noe å le av – Del V

Det er nå over ett år siden jeg la ut de fire forrige delene, men det skader vel ikke å få noe småtteri å le av i ny og ne. Temaet for denne lille samlingen av morsomheter er de fargerike forklaringene folk ofte har i forsikringspapirene etter et uhell på veien.

Denne gangen er sitatene på engelsk, men jeg regner med at de fleste av dere klarer å henge med allikevel. De skal visstnok være hentet fra virkelige skademeldinger sendt inn til diverse forsikringsselskaper i USA.

•  I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident. 

•  The other car collided with mine without giving any warning of its intentions.

•  A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

•  The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

•  In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

•  I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

•  The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.

•  To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

•  My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

•  I told the police that I was not injured, but upon removing my hat, found that I had a fractured skull.

•  I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.

•  The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

•  I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.

•  The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck the front of my car.

One response to “Noe å le av – Del V

  1. LOL! men det meste er dårlige formuleringer og forklaringer på hva som egentlig skjedde.

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